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The Onion: Supreme Court: Death Penalty Is 'Totally Badass'

Despite arguments against capital punishment, the Justices overwhelmingly approved its use, especially if they get to participate in some executions.

Channel: Comedy
Uploaded: November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am
Author: TheOnion

Length: 03:02
Rating: 4.93
Views: 314886

Tags: badass capital comedy court death fake funny justice law news penalty punishment satire supreme

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Covjitsuka (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)

I Am The Law

doublerj20 (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)

I am the Law

patworx1 (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)

Dude, I sent you a Penn and Teller video. Watch it. Please. And watch the other parts of it too.

NumaNuma187 (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)

Yeah, not to mention that 70+ percent of criminals incarcerated go back to committing the same crimes after they are released.

NumaNuma187 (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)

Well, as awesome as I think it is that you didn't answer my question, I guess you have your opinion.

jayhawksrock2 (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)

Umm actually our parents (yes I am a kid too) have to PAY taxes for the prisoners things like food and stuff like that. So actually it is costing us MORE to keep them alive then it is to just kill them.

Mrmikeshelton (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)

That's wicked

patworx1 (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)

Just because I'm a kid doesn't make me a retard. You should lock someone up to keep them from harming innocent people. I have never known anybody who killed anybody or was killed. And I have never been in prison.

blastingcaps (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)

I just looked at you page and realized you are a kid which mean your a fucking retard. No offense, but you you dont know shit about anything. your a fuckin baby dude. Seriously, hang in there, but your a dumb ass right now. Good luck kid.

blastingcaps (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)

Let me ask you something? whats moral about locking somebody up for the rest of their life? And Have you ever known anybody who killed or was killed by somebody? And have YOU ever been in prison?

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