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The Ballad of Sarah Palin

The Ballad of Sarah Palin Song Written, Directed, and Performed by Mason Storm Produced by Warpedcorp *LYRICS* Born in a Hospital in Idaho Didn't meet McCain until a week ago Now she might be our next V.P. She openly admits that she used to smoke weed Which normally would be totally cool with me, But she said she didn't like it, and that is suspicious. Now she lives in the coldest state Her husband took her fishing on their very first date They got married and had five kids She was doing politics, while he was catching squids Sarah, Sarah Palin Queen of the Alaskan Frontier A card carrying member of the N.R.A. Disagree with her, and she'll blow your ass away Sarah's very fond of shooting Moose Bald Eagles, Puppies, and even a Goose Why do they call a group of Goose's Geese? But not a Group of Moose's Meese? I don't know, its weird But you shouldn't kill em Sarah isn't known for trying to conserve She wants to drill for oil in a protected reserve Doesn't support abortion, or being gay Its not her fault, just the Republican way Sarah, Sarah Palin Queen of the Alaskan Frontier And now we've come to the end of the song Alaska's Governor is a Hockey Mom Sarah soon will make history As the first gun totin', nut job, female V.P. Sarah, Sarah Palin Queen of the Alaskan Frontier Sarah, Sarah Palin Queen of the Alaskan Frontier

Channel: Comedy
Uploaded: November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am
Author: WarpedCorp

Length: 02:44
Rating: 4.46
Views: 671640

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burntflybog (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)

I tried pot once and didn't like it either...now E, that was a good time.

lathzz (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)

And I love how the so called "conservatives" glom onto idiots like Palin because they dont feel comfortable voting for a candidate who is different from them(i.e. having a working brain and some common sense wits). You people arent even voting for real conservatives anymore for Gods Sake! Not defending Dems(Im not one)but you "consevatives" have been massively hood-winked and dont even know it! Get a real candidate........someone besides a brainless, pathologically insane neo-con. Please.

mavrek47 (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)

Katie Couric - Wait, are you saying that Idaho is another country? Sarah Palin - I'm saying they have Hot Pockets just like us. Pizza ones even. It's called 'the globalization.' Katie Couric - But let me get this straight because I think it's important. Is Idaho another country? Sarah Palin - You know, I'm not going to get into that right now. SCARAH FAILIN = Alaska RepubliC*NT Disaster!

PS3LOVER123 (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)

"As the first gun totin', nut job, female V.P." lol

mavrek47 (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)

NOTICE: Kentucky Fried Chicken (KFC) is NOW offering a special "Scarah Failin Combo Meal Bucket." It consists of 2 Large Thighs, 2 Small Breasts, 13 Right Wings, in a BIG Bucket! This combo is appropriately priced at $6.66. Hurry...offer ends December 24th. ~Joe Maverick Voter

TnTonto (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)

I love the way the libtards have to beat up on Sarah....just because she scares the shit right out of the wimp ass pukes.

AntiPropagandaLeague (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)

She's nothing but a stupid cunt who doesn't even deserve to be on this planet, let alone in politics. Thank God she didn't win, and that the religious nutjobs are no longer in control of this country. Maybe now we can progress, and confirm Mitt Romney's biggest fear, that America will become "The France of the 21st Century". What an idiot.

AntiPropagandaLeague (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)

But there IS something wrong with being stupid, ignorant, racist, homophobic, and discriminatory, which is what you and all the Republicans are. So think twice before you say stupid shit, asshole.

AntiPropagandaLeague (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)

And another thing: If Jesus were around today, he would agree with the Democrats. He wanted freedom and happiness for EVERYONE, not just people who were like him. He didn't discriminate against other races, and I'm sure he didn't discriminate against homosexuals either. The Bible writers put their own personal spin on everything. In fact, Jesus stayed single, didn't he? Maybe Jesus himself was gay. You may think that's the ultimate insult, but I don't, because theres nothing wrong with being gay

mugrosos1 (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)

fucken weak ass comment...thats all you assholes got!!!that palin bitch will get payback from the animals....just watch this spring on FOX "when animals attack stupid people"palin gets hers

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